February 2012
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My Facebook news feed is flooded with university...
And I thought Facebook couldn’t get any more annoying.
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
My phone had Las Vegas, Nevada saved in it’s list of recent locations.
I’m concerned.
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What’s with all these university meme pages on Facebook?
I just finished downloading all four seasons of...
This half term is going to be well spent.
fictitiouseli replied to your post: What do you call a group of cyclists?
According to google, it is either a ‘peloton’ or a ‘blur’
I actually love this. I’m so glad they have a proper name.
What do you call a group of cyclists?
A flock? A gaggle? A hoard?
Surely they should have some collective name for when they travel in groups.
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Last night I dreamt I was forced, at gun point, to play musical statues. Then the best statue had to shoot the worst. If we didn’t, we’d get set on fire.
Then I dreamt the queen popped in to use our shower. Then I shouted at my dad for hugging her.
And all I could think in the dream was ‘OMG I HAVE TO TELL THE INTERNET MY DAD HUGGED THE QUEEN’.
overplayed:
If Adele can make a career out of complaining about her life then so can I
If I didn’t have spell check, I’d probably be borderline dyslexic.
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I'm using Tumblr on someone else's computer.
And it’s so weird. Like sleeping in someone else’s bed.
