January 2012
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My mother is drunk.
She put a headband over her eyes and said “Look, I’m that bloke from Star Trek”.
Then spent 5 solid minutes laughing at herself.
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The only reason Sebastian is the captain of the...
Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
xanderpants:
adrians:
A lady stopped me in Boots today and asked what products I use for grooming; ‘Facebook’ obviously wasn’t the answer she was expecting.
Quick, someone bring me my frumpiest jumper and a...
It’s going to be one of those days…
thisisthewrongpotter asked: hmm, I just googled question lists for this, anyhow 'how would you like to be remembered?'
anythingtaboo replied to your post: Why do you hate me Chris? :/ I really liked you. I thought we could be together :/ xxx
omg bby luv me?
Always and 5eva bbz <3
Anonymous asked: Why do you hate me Chris? :/ I really liked you. I thought we could be together :/ xxx
socialriposte asked: What is the meaning of life? D:
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Does anyone feel like asking me questions? →
koolaidhair:
First base: being in the same room Second base: breathing the same air Third base: eye contact
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Someone come and have lunch with me. My friends are annoying me and I need a nice break with good company.
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Aw yeah. Got his number.
You can never escape me.
me: i'm finally happy
life: lol no just wait
